Unlimited World Wrestling (NetMax Promo)
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[Transcript]
You want action?! We’ve got action! Unlimited World Wrestling is bringing the pain to YOU on Monday nights! See broken bones and shattered dreams as the UWW arena overflows with human cartilage-crushing carnage! It’s chaos on a grand scale! Brother Rancid’s back in the ring, will he take the championship?! Don’t forget about Skull Breaker—this man’s hungry for revenge! He won’t just break you in two, he’ll break you in three! And for you sickos, we’ve got cage matches that’ll make you scream bloody murder! It’s a calamity! Monday night belongs to the UWW! Miss it and you’ll die a thousand deaths!

Danger Zone One. Story by Midnight. Art by Salaiix.