[Archived Broadcast – 1 Day Ago]
Morning Madness with Brice Yates – NetRadio Program

BRICE YATES: Everyone’s been talking about the drug crisis in Pallad City, and Afterlife’s the big numero uno, right? I mean, it’s not like we’re already having enough trouble trying to get Euphoria, Sydust, and a dozen other drugs off the streets. But we can rest easy, our friends at the PCPD threw together an Afterlife Task Force to handle this. It’s no doubt headed by the department’s best and brightest.

HOLLIS DURAN: We’re all sleeping better at night knowing the ATF’s on the job. [Laughter]

YATES: [Laughter] Oh, sure. I think I finally got three hours of uninterrupted sleep last night—at least until someone blew up a parking garage down the block.

DURAN: Hope you parked on the street.

YATES: Not to worry, my car was stolen last week. True story. Anyway, did you read this morning’s Pallad City Post? There’s an article claiming seventy-six percent of Palladians are skeptical the ATF will be effective.

DURAN: Only seventy-six? The PCPD’s reputation must be improving! [Laughter]

YATES: Yeah, I’m curious. That other twenty-four percent who participated in the poll—we’re they confused about the question? They had be to, right?

DURAN: Or they were cops. [Laughter]

Danger Zone One. Story by Midnight. Art by Salaiix.