Excerpt taken from sales literature for the SA-82 Service Android:

The SA-82 model is Nexus Systems’ latest in state-of-the-art service androids. With improved AI and enhanced durability, the 82 unit is guaranteed to outperform any of our competitors’ service models. We offer a ninety-day return policy on all of our models and a one year maintenance warranty.

Danger Zone One. Story by Midnight. Art by Ryo Kawakami.