Taken from Service Android (SA-80 series) user manual: In the unlikely event of unit malfunction while model is connected to the recharge station, immediately disconnect charging cord. This will initiate the unit’s ISF (Instant Shutdown Failsafe) protocol. Danger Zone One.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Note to All Grendales Employees: As you may have noticed, we’ve recently received our new SA-80 series service android. This unit is designed to help our customers and staff in any way necessary (ie retrieve/replace desired clothing selections, fold and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Taken from Service Android (SA-80 series) user manual: If disconnecting the charging cord fails to initiate the malfunctioning unit’s ISF protocol, you may enter the five digit shutdown code into the recharging station. This will remotely deactivate the unit in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mall Floor Directory: Level 1: Grendales Level 2: Reel Cinema Level 3: Aurora Fine Cuisine Level 4: Bask Electronics Level 5: Togos Eatery Level 6: Trenn’s Entertainment Emporium Level 7: [Under Construction] Danger Zone One. Story by Midnight. Art by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Construction Notice: Warning, you are entering a hazardous area. No unauthorized entry permitted. All visitors please report to service kiosk on Level Six. All workers must have safety glasses, safety shoes, and hard hat beyond this point. Failure to comply[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Customer Review of the NailDriver (91S-Elite Model): The NailDriver is an explosive-powered (“powder actuated”) direct-drive nail gun, enhanced with a HyperMag propulsion system and, wow, is it impressive. I’ve been in the construction business for thirty years and this is,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The following is an article excerpt taken from an issue of Technology Today: If you’ve been to a grocery store, hotel, restaurant, or used public transportation, you’ve likely encountered an SA-80 series service android. These particular models have quickly risen[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
LC-07 (Specifications) Type: Laser Cutter Classification: Class 9R Laser Production: Standard Unit Designer: Degwin Supply Corporation Unit Cost: $4,000 Additional notes: The LC-07 unit is the latest laser cutter on the market, with the multiple power settings, enhanced battery life,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Audio Datalog [Recorded 10 Minutes Ago] [Pallad City Police Department—Dispatch Call] SERA WHITE: We need backup at Grendales on Klaxom Street! There’s an out-of-control service android here, and an officer’s under attack! DISPATCHER: Can you repeat that? Did you say[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Taken from Service Android (SA-80 series) user manual: Caution—avoid subjecting the SA-80’s eyes to bright illumination, strobe lights, or camera flashes. The units have ultra-sensitive optic sensors, which can be susceptible to damage when observing intense light. Danger Zone One.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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